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Some of my fav pics off it:

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.

I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,

A Troubled User.

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony- Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application ‘Yes Dear’ to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,

Tech Support

Clerks II (2006)

The sequel picks up 10 years later. "It's about what happens when
that lazy, 20-something malaise lasts into your 30s.
Those dudes are kind of still mired, not in that same exact situation,
but in a place where it's time to actually grow up and do something
more than just sit around and dissect pop culture and talk about sex,
" Smith said during an interview at his Hollywood office.
"It's: What happened to these dudes?"

Clerks II  Trailer:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/weinstein/clerks2/trailer2/

Clerks II  Release Date:

USA - 21 July 2006
Australia - 31 August 2006

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Clerks II is a awesome movie and I would recommend everyone to watch.
I downloaded a copy of the movie off the internet and watched it with my
flatmate on his 120cm Rear Projection Monitor in the lounge room .

The copy I got off the internet was really good [ Clerks 2 (2006) TS.xVID-LRC.avi ] ,
sync audio, quality wasnt too bad and compared to the recent crap stuff lately
it was very good TS.

Lots of funny bits in this movie and OMFG really bouncy boobs on the black girl.
I even learnt a new phrase 'Arse to mouth'